I'm just asking

If you make margaritas with lemon-lime gatorade, will you get as dehydrated?

That is what I was pondering today.

Does this mean I am hopeless, that I have nothing better to think about but shit like this?

Wait, that is another question unto itself.

Who should I vote for as president?

Does it matter?

I mean when you think about it, what does the president really do other than say stupid shit that they never follow up on (if it is something that is a good)?

Mostly what they do is fuck up, and pretend that they are actually leading us.

I'm sorry, if I am actually going to call someone my "leader", than they better make things better. Not status quo, not worse. Better.

Every candidate they parade in is just ridiculous to me. From both sides if the aisle, especially the red side.

And the blue side?

Hilary Clinton? Give me a fucking break, what has she done other than gain office on name recognition

Barack Obama? Tempting, I like him a lot, but I just have this sneaking suspicion that behind all the wonderful rhetoric is nothing.

John Edwards? A conservative stuffshirt in disguise

Get somebody real up there.

The problem with getting someone real up there as a candidate is that too many people listen to "pundits", or news media, or people like Ann Coulter (SATAN) who talk like they know everything.

Well you know what? No one knows.

The problem with most elected offices is that they are won on the "Interview" and "The resume". This is a problem, because you can have someone with an impeccable resume and incredible interview skills get a job and have absolutely now fucking idea what they are doing.

Yes, I know I am ranting, but dammit this i my forum and I'll say whatever the fuck I want.

Get me someone real, that will actually do positive things for this country before it turns to shit.

Not someone who makes laws about what you can and can't show on tv. Not someone who makes makes mandatory minimum sentences for possessing marijuana. Not someone votes themself a raise every year while millions of people in this country live below poverty level and have little access to health insurance.

I want someone who will call a spade a spade. Not what their advisors want them to say. Not what their "party" wants the to say. Not what a lot of citizens on this country may want the to say. Not what the news media wants them to say.

Some one who will tell the truth and make no bones about it. Someone with balls. We have gone without it for too long.

I could go all day but I won't. Good night.